Hello, my name is John or Johnnie as your girlfriend likes to call me when talking to you about our daily activities when we meet. I have heard a lot about you since she confides in me about every mess you create every day, every time she is around you.
Last week Wednesday you went for karaoke night and had a lot to drink and ended up talking about Tessie while you were asleep, hope she is not the chips funga that makes you come home late every Tuesday and Saturday... yes, she suspects those days too.
Anyway I did not write to tell you everything she keeps me up to date with about you but a reminder that the same way you stopped taking her out for dinner (which makes me do so for her to stop yapping and whining about it), is the same way you might lose her. The secret to maintaining her in your life is to keep on keeping up with what you used to do while courting her. I do listen to her rant, go with her for shopping even when she is the one paying for her stuff, remember her birthday, her favorite meal from different dinners and oh! Your anniversary too (…from the first time you said the L word to exactly when you proposed to her) and you will ask how you lost her and send me threat messages on never to see me near her.
So before she walks out of your life and I make her my best friends’ girlfriend or better still mine, hope you will stop complaining about her not refusing credit from me yet she told you she was out of credit and you never bothered to send her some. I also hope you will be her best friend because she will make me her best friend or some other guy who will change it from friend to something more. Be the best of everything in her life so that all she will ever need is you and nobody else because these women truly love, BUT, when the love leaves the window, they leave through the door never to be heard from again (also most guys nowadays my dear ladies) and before I forget, they love a man who takes charge when duty calls.
Now that I have alerted you my dear friend, be careful and stop thinking you are irreplaceable. Change is inevitable but rather best if one chooses to change everything else apart from what you might have between you two (that thing you call special and sets you apart from everyone else in that thing called love). Be smart, play smart.
Johnnie can be that saloon guy, workmate, buddy etc…
©Francis Wairimu
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